@LysandersTreason Maybe you're mad because you've yet to understand the cruelty of the capitalist world we live in and don't need to chill out with this gem?
I'm going to keep TLing it anyway, but thanks for reading this far~
Saying 'Kids these days' is kind of the Chief's deal, but they do play with the format in later chapters to keep it cute.
I'll leave it to your imagination as to how that unfolds though.