neveah: hey-
trash: no
neveah: so-
trash: no
(continues for way too long)
trash: here ya go, divorce papers :D
neveah: ._.
*trash goes to war for 3 years*
*he returns and finds the papers signed*
trash: shockedpikachu.jpg
trash: y u no love me??
neveah: u serious mate?
*trash actually learns...