Responding to the necro'ing of a two-month-old suggestion,
Subjects [BD8] and [P] sprung into action, tag-teaming the misinformed defaultbro with back-to-back posts, culminating in a [Rejected] tag to finish him off.
I can't wait for endless subjective reports of "translation left too many terms in Japanese" and "translation localized too many nihongo phrases", despite OP's best intentions.
@Abedeus
I'm pretty sure Sumi is literally incapable of intentionally malevolent actions.
You'd probably need to place a banana peel in her path, have her slip on it, and as she's flailing her arms to regain balance while trying to avoid crashing into anyone else, deliberately jump into the...