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Remember, kids: Immortality and Invincibility are not the same thing! Always read the fine print when signing pacts with strange otherworldly entities!

Tragic? Yes. An explanation? Yes. An excuse? No.

I didn't understand a goddamn word that was said but I'm glad she's happy. I think.

Lip is dangerous for... other reasons. There is no magecraft in the world that can keep those moons inside the orbit of a swimsuit top.

... I need a :facepalm: the size of the moon.

Hmm, maybe I was a little harsh on her. Maybe the author has gotten the hint and- Nevermind :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

"Loooook at my crotch! YAY!" - MST3K

Not the Hypnotronic Crime Chamber

This is like the opposite of that whole 'turning into a wizard if you're still a virgin at 30' bullshit. And I'm all for it.

Considering it's partially her fault that all of this even happened in the first place because she was sleepin' on the job, she can dang well pick up the phone.

I'm fine with a breather arc; not everything needs to be "The system is fucked and you're on your own, now start winging it biznach" like the ghost one was or "DEMON SYSTEM AHOY".

Task Failed Successfully?

If Nethack has taught me anything, shit is about to go sideways.

No takebacks, Dad.

There's any other kind?

She's a yokai. It's literally "magic, ain't gotta explain shit".

Ludwig strikes me as not particularly bright. He's already proven that if he can't solve a problem with brute force he has no idea how to deal with it.

Yeah I can't imagine why he might feel like he can open up to one of the few people who hasn't treated him like a sack of crap. Should'a just kept his damn mouth shut, ammirite? /s The trope didn't develop out of thin air. It does happen, and for a reason. You might want to think about why that is.

Yes, Sir Lances-A-Lot-Of-Other-People's-Wives, let's hear all about your virtues, shall we

I feel justified in jumping ship on that one a while back, then.