Not shit Sherlock, even without taking any magic stuff into account, just being alive while having those bazongas squished like that sounds like a pain in the ass :pacman:
They're still eating so I don't think she's signing the receipt yet. Checking it again, she used the fountain pen to write down their next totally not a date, and later, in her confusion, she mistook the pen for chopsticks I guess? :thonk: