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"No, no! I'm not saying dragons harbor some ill will towards humanity or anything! What I mean is in the future I'm gonna be so hot they fight wars over me. It's a prophecy from Dojin-Shi or something apparently."

Some days my brain-to-mouth(brain-to-finger?) filter malfunctions.

It could always be worse, but the one star is because of how good it felt when the rock was gone and all the backed-up pee came out in this one ridiculously-long stream. I was pissing for literal minutes, and...like, it wasn't worth the misery, but holy fuck it felt so damn good. TMI, biology...

Holy shit! Again the boss managed to set his porn otaku(porntaku?) brain aside and just be … good-adjacent guy! There's hope for him yet! "We're hopelessly useless in many ways" and he's reflecting on his failures too!

Class rep, no! You don't joke about kidney stones, lest you summon their dark and terrible wrath! Source: have pissed gravel. 1/5 stars, would not recommend.

Awww, shit. You dun fucked up now, demon lady. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and all that. Your little NTR fetish just cost you everything.

If the page borders are white, it's "real". Black page borders are Toki's fantasy. Swirly-ass page borders are apparently her students' wet dreams. Ain't no way she gonna ride her student like a roller-coaster. Even if she did say "I might like this outfit" out loud to him...

Oh, good, the main characters are back next episode.

Every good hero has an origin story.

Oh no, another tragic victim of the pheromone bomber!

Matsukaze: "Takayashiki can't do anything but study." Hikage: "I dunno, he kisses pretty good too. But I guess he WAS studying the inside of my mouth pretty thoroughly." Matsukaze: "I'm going home!"

Objection! The prosecution is using unfairly biased language! Also, you had me at the hair. Bobs are kinda hot. That the bobbeb babe boasts better boobs and butt is a bonus.

Hold up! Last time we got a curveball, it was "bullies tried out Two-Face's origin story", and no one was happy.

We've come a long way, and the princess now has an iron bladder. But the MC is still a housefucker.

Will you two socially-defective codependent trainwrecks just get married already?!

She deserved it after mocking Uncle's prized VMU!

It's not that he only likes little girls, it's that he likes everyone, including little girls! Also, she's surprisingly busty in the "to be continued" page. That inn outfit might be doing her maturity a disservice.

His body exists in the astral plane, and can be struck by magic? But it is hard to target accurately? We just need a spell that hits everything in the area. C'mon, Washio, give us a dragon slave! The building's a lost cause anyways!

Commbattler Vwee finishers in a Gundam manga? It's more likely than you'd think.

He's right. A levelled-up hero with the goddess's blessing and the holy sword is nothing next to the danger of crossing the yuri shippers.