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What's with the inconsistencies in the setting?

So is his/her groin suspended between vagina and penis and vagina? Or is his crotch in a state of quantum superposition where it can becomes a penis or vagina depending on conditions? How is it able to switch so quickly?

I don't know about this one... He's kind of creepy and uh rapey.

JOKES ON YOU SHE'S INTO THAT

@lathfi121 Yeah, but if you put in effort to MTL it actually can come out pretty good. Most of the time trash MTL is because of low effort.

Bro he unwrapped her like a packet of gum.

Nuh uh he is sus. He's probably finding a way to claim all of the pureblood's power for himself

I don't really like the Shoujo-y descriptions of Love. Yes, you are interested in someone if your heart beats around them, you get butterflies, or you can't get your mind off of them, but that isn't love. Yet. It is more like chemistry and charm. Love can't be described with those descriptions...

Are you seducing me?

@ragtime You would too.

Childhood friend is amazing. If she were a dude I would still tap.

Gotta love those wispies in the air.

Don't know why but I read this in a Scottish accent the whole way through... Fuck, if someone was watching me...

@RogueKnight Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Self esteem is crumbling rn.

This really isn't realistic. There isn't enough men thinking about tits and ass.

Whaaat 4 hours sitting down how is your ass not flat and sweaty?

I was like that right tit is seriously massive compared to the left one. Then I realized it was her belly. Then I realized her belly is kind of sticking out.

I'm a straight guy but... Wait—I'm a straight guy!

Why does he look so fat and stocky?