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My name is Harten, and you are a heathen. I dual wield, and armor makes me slow.

WORDS THAT KILL WHOAHOA

here just to put a pin to the peddler's respectable attempt to give them privacy

Monster pregnancy has co-op feature. No, they don't have to have your consent.

I-is he awaken to the awakening, awakenbros!?

CTRL Z CTRL Z I DIDN'T SAY WHAT I SAID

Oh right, Hamita.

"Damn bro I told you to git gud but I never said to be tu gud, you beter dan mi." - her

She's going to ask him to defeat Malenia in her stead, isn't she.

Oh now she answers that question.

So which one are y- "Yes." I mean, you can pick onl- "YES." Sir, please, behav- "Spell E-Y-E-S for me." Huh? Eye-- "HEEYYYESSSSS"

The face what will overthrow the Enel face.

I like this health nurse (teacher?). She's like the author's avatar, there to be the reminder for the reader "lmao would be nice if they have The Sex(tm), right? But mind you that sex in school means bla bla bla" and she's not wrong.

Okay hold up but saying "I was being too pushy" after a sumo match is a certified dad jokes, she's ready to become a mother. ??

If you read it backwards it's about a girl who confesses to a boy without waiting for the answer and then coolly falls. HAMITA COOKED AGAIN WITH HIS UNORTHODOGS STORYTELLING HOLY SHIT

This is just like FFXIV's party trinity: 1 DPS and 3 healers, fuck party all the way, walls to walls! Tanks? No, thanks!

Aww, look, they look like that thing that happened in P3's ending! ...Oh, shit.

Actual translation is "Yuki, [let me give you some pai] zuri, man!"

Buy 1 get another 1 kind of thing I see.

"Are you a virgin?" said he to the mother.