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Holy damn! That was a pretty awesome moment :)

Shows up outta nowhere, eh?

That skirt would have to have been almost completely undone to get any kind of hip movement to support opening thighs that wide... reads rest of chapter I guess I'll just enjoy it :p

Mounting with that skirt? Never-fucking-happening.

Aww, I like Alma... don't hurt the maid :/

So, what kind of idiot goes 'It's my fault for not providing aid in a timely fashion' but then turns around and demands a fucking pharmacist join an army convoy with only one day of prep? Let the man pack! I'm sure it takes more than a day to arrange the logistics of X people to travel Y...

If she doesn't take her shorts off her left leg, how did she get the underwear off the other leg? Are they Schrodinger's Panties, able to be in either position, at least until a person observes them?

Stupid fucking flute.

Why, why wouldn't you disable that stupid flute? Why leave it in once piece? It's fucking easy. Just leaving it in 2 pieces in 2 different parts of the castle would have ended this stupid fucking plot device.

Just got here after reading in one weekend... Holy fuckballs. Also mama... Noooo...!

Man, hadn't read this in months and it has really gone wonky.

Awww... yer not a wizard, Harry!

... that VW is way too small for Smith or that furball.

What happens in the dungeon... dude so worthless, can't bone a desperate woman that he needs to survive? Weak.

Plot sneak-attack aside, how did she avoid clipping dude at such a point blank range with that giant swing?

Huh, when it went to the dress reveal, I thought Erin was wearing one but now it looks like the carpenter... Ship? They had shading on the ears back in that chapter. shrug

What kind of fucking ass complains about potato size in free fucking curry?

Help put a bullet in that skull of yours...

Even as a joke, that is such a garbage idea. By your logic, if you actually lose your virginity, you yourself will have lost the game and be forever in last place. What else could you do? I guess you could put someone on a pedestal as some kind of... Schrödinger's V-card. Only satisfied by never...

Sheesh, what kind of idiots makes a fuss about a virgins... just take care of your partner's needs. That's all that matters.