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I can't wait for them to realize they both have dommy mommy, buggu waifu and they bond even better for it.

Their babies are gonna be so confused about who's the mom and dad for everyone else huh?

Remember guys, spend time with your wife and confirm exactly what species she is. It's the polite thing to do. That's a good man right there.

Bro is a plane, he'll straighten the yuri one girl at a time.

Grandma got dah whole block loungin'

I'm just reminded of that one online knee surgery simulator where you go through the steps of a titanium knee replacement. Does anyone else get that?

She is gonna die of horny one of these days... Or kill him with horny... Maybe both actually.

Squimsh

Scumbag bro at the end is bamboozled six ways to Sunday and he'll never recover.

Mom is a proponent of true gender equality. Cooka dah food getta dah slap on the assa! Man or Woman ass slaps go around!

Well, he DID penetrate her... he tore up her guts... I'm not proud of this.

"Pound cake you say? Is that the name or an order? "

DON'T DISS MY BOI LIKE THAT! HE JUST STRAIGHT CHILLIN' MAN!

I told y'all Spider WIFE! I was just ahead of the curve baybee!!!

... the horror

She wants to get TURNT bro! Pass the stash my guy!

Tomayto tomahto. I'm just skipping to the inevitable end.

Oh, I get what happened now. But I put "her dad" so I thought everyone should get who I'm talking about.

She has multiple limbs, spins webs, eats bugs and just molted. Sounds like a spider to me.

Patient-Client Confidentiality is the only thing saving her from the most horrible end possible of spider-wife finding out this whore tried going after her dad.