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you mean Ser Hazzquarius Quackingbottom III, Duke of Mallanborough, Liberator of Galleman, Blade of Kings, Shine of Heavens, Second in Music Tournament 3.5, which is totally different person me, Hazzack Quackers, a totally normal citizen of some outland village

i can't believe more one night didnt win. you people have no taste

inb4 someone goes "ree they glorifying slaveryyy" on the comment

but turns out your seed is too weak to inseminate anything so they had to ask a local seeding ojisan to inseminate them instead and then they got addicted to ojisan's giant tralala and had to share the joy with you which also made you addicted.

what?! what do you mean we cant tell people that we're here illegally?!

dragon druglord received fund for being present

well i'm supeised that you actually supeised

holy cow our side ship is actually almost scheduled for sailing

dragon druglord enjoys tax-financed government benefits

that cat looks unwell, does it breath properly?

Emphasis on maybe, so it's not confirmed yet!

dragon druglord intimidates reputable merchant

Dragon drug lord infiltrates the government via achievments

shit's not even ranked how are you getting stress

it's usually means "we ain't editing shit" in publication speak

did you know that wasps lay eggs on their living victim, making their victims the hatchlings first meal?

all his talent for sex is taken by his sisters and mother in a way that they fucked everything they breath upon

i think someone do have a summary, i'm too lazy to for that