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Important reminder: he talks like using the Holy Sword is a huge setback, and I suppose it is, but he's said that the speed running clear time with it was eight hours, and with the Obsidian Sword four hours. And that was apparently before the discovery of skipping Arachne to warp to Apocalypse...

Oh, they don’t believe spiders should be allowed to get married. Yeah I could see how that would be a problem.

Hey, at least in hindsight we can declare with high confidence: Charlotte. Fucked. Get that spiderdude pedipalp, sister!

"I'm pregnant." "Oh my god, that's great!" "About that...do you remember how Charlotte's Web ended?"

It seems pretty obvious that she at least likes him as a friend?

You know, call me paranoid, but I'm not convinced she's the real school nurse. Something about her attitude. Or maybe with her being in the same class and her Date of Birth being in 2008...

Okay but how do you feel about the elf?

The officially published novels never got to this scene. In the WN this is...chapter 134 it looks like? Edit: End of chapter 133 and beginning of chapter 134. It's easy to forget because he's an overly-excitable chuuni who at surface level is less mature than, say, Duke, but he really is the...

Sorry? Hawking Radiation? Masayoshi emits Hawking Radiation? How is ya boi not setting off every Geiger counter in all of goshdarn Asia? How is anybody near him alive?

To begin with, doesn't everybody "use" the person they try to date to figure out if they want to date them? That's how dating works. Sure, some relationships are more casual than that, but if you're trying something at least semi-serious, you start by dating to see if you're compatible, right...

A Yuki-Onna?

Sometimes, anger is the purest form of compassion.

"H", aka "Ecchi", aka "hentai." So basically Kurosu got the requirement "something lewd" and immediately jumped to grabbing Rurigawa.

Well you see, he’s a method actor.

Why does Peter Parker save people as Spider-Man, despite all the harm it brings to him personally?

Hora, hora!

That's a cross, not a crucifix. The latter has to have a little statue of Jesus on it.

Well, if you insist.

No lmao IIRC the confrontation was actually way worse in the WN, because Youki was understandably concerned (and, well, pissed) about what a hostile-acting Raven (swordsman of the hero party and general demon slayer) had done with his suboordinates, being demonmensch.

So despite a bath scene we're no closer to knowing the gender of the elf. I suppose depending on the precise Japanese grammar that's true for the dwarf as well though...