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"Unregulated magic use?! We'll have to harshly scold him!" "Fuck off. No one is allowed to make contact with him. I'm not cleaning up the grease stains when you retards talk shit to Magical John Wick and start trying to make demands of him. Just fuck off and mind your own business."

"S-so it really does get bigger when I t-touch it...Does it feel good when I rub it like this?" NOO SHIA?! YOU HAVE TO WAIT!!

Hopefully she doesn't have those Brie Larson toes, and can actually wear fancy high heels without looking like a goblin in drag.

The titty meat has become aggressive.

She forgot to oil the pan. He never forgets to make sure the pocket is lubed. She'll follow his example to become one of the greatest chefs in the modern world.

WTF you saying?! A mysterious hero, fighting evil and righting wrongs, known only as Bladder Cherry sounds like one of the coolest things possible. Who would be insane enough to try and talk shit to a guy named Bladder Cherry? Bladder Cherry clearly operates in a ruleset you can't even fathom...

Chapter name: Play Date. Female MC: Not playing around at ALL.

He could pull a "I don't think I'll let you arrest us today, Behan", and there ain't shit they could do about it.

It's a reversal of the usual outcome, where the younger better looking guy would be the one that gets the girl. Bald uncle gets the win this time.

Gotcha, thanks.

Where did you find readable LN translations? Every one that I found was like MTL death metal.

He was politely calling Thor a goblin.

He just willed a fully functioning water pump into existance in two steps: He held a block of metal, and with no steps in between, it was a water pump. I think he could produce swords and spears while actually sleeping.

Author secretly hated ramp noodles his whole life, but never said anything for fear of being ostracized as anti-Japanese. But now that he's writing a manga, he's free to shit all over ramp noodles, and no one can stop him.

Manga proved that it was hard to clean up after your sloppy gyaru, and even harder to clean up a gang rape.

This feels a little like being held hostage, and the next step is being forced to watch hamsters fight to the death. You want to leave, but it's so out there that you want to see what the author tries next.

Shotacon has successfully defended her shota from the advances of a rival shotacon.

None of the characters are likable.

He did, and it hurt my stomach and spine.

How hard is that trap gonna suicide when at the end, he says he wants to have sex, but the other guy says "I'm ok, we just bros. I'm only into women."