Lucky this isn't america, they would shoot the pet and a child before talking.
Also if you want a lineage of alchemist just start breeding her, you already have a 'sword saint' nearby, he can pierce her with his sword.
The correction will never come, for soon she will expire and turn into a hag and so only people who were brainwashed by the government to have adult women fetish will like her.
Unfortunately the only translation i could do is theft a game of telephone. While also potentially getting into quite massive legal troubles (as in 8 years of jail), depending on the manga.