What a bitch. Dude even tried to scrape up money he didn't have on hand to bail her out when she got into trouble (instead of just leaving her like most douchy side characters), and she leaves him over his phobia (that he's man enough to admit).
I guess the translator is trying to convey that the taxi driver is talking in some sort of slang dialect or something? Gotta be honest though the translation on what the taxi driver's saying is nigh incomprehensible, it might be better to just translate it with normal words than try to convey...
@halloween20 when she said "I'd still grow to love you all the same". I didn't notice it before, but the two panels just before it seems to have meant to show how her legs grew longer and her body grew bigger.