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I feel you. I will warn people that don't drink that look to the bottle for an escape with the same piece of advice I gave to introverted, newbie road warriors when I was still travelling 250+ days a year: Know your inner demons. For every moment of respite a it can give you, understand there...

Seggs? Seggs. :02:

Hah, I've heard that line before, and it's a trap. I even answered honestly too: "I suck with words so I'm sorry I'm not eloquent. That's why I cribbed Cosmo for something... I keep thinking about you and no matter what I do I can't stop. I like you." The response? "Better. It's still no, but...

This manga in a nutshell:

When you think the Sailor Senshi are cute and totally your type... But you're also a Sailor Moon villain...

Yes, it was a pun on my part. Yes, it's a bad dad joke. No I'm not a dad so I'm not sorry hehehe

Coffee unfair? The next image is a half undone bikini, and she calls a coffee compliment unfair

I feel called out

I just keep thinking of poor Fry during his mermaid honeymoon. "Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid!?"

These shorts are just chaotic internet energy and they're great.

Apologies pronoun slip. I get to be more like my parents in my old age. Sooner or later I should be losing my mind entirely. Fingers crossed I'm cognizant enough to recognize it beforehand and blow my semi-functional brains out.

Oh hey. I made these a while back. A week and several bottles of liquor later I found out that the world is indifferent to me entirely and that every woman being nice to me was a matter of courtesy or trying to coax me to do something for them. Fun times. I think I shot them with a 12 gauge...

Zyugoya does lustful ladies well. She's got a knack for it. Let's me at least experience being desired by proxy at the very least.

When you accidentally buy a Master Grade Gundam kit and realize the true cost after the fact...

Lol this is just three friends giving each other shit and it's great

Dramatic reenactment of what happens when anyone drops off a computer with a "mysteriously obtained" virus to Geek Squad.

THIS. She gets me. We need to fund this.

As the twist, my headcanon background music for this: Girls Just Want to Have Fun

The backbiting girls have become a Greek chorus and I'm not even annoyed lol