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It's either Spanish or Vanish No es una petición No I demand it Two choices, Spanish or Vanish Amo la carne humana I′m muy famished

probably a more desirable alternative to turning into a gnoll...

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US...

I am suddenly RAVENOUSLY HUNGRY for a roast beef sandwich between two buns right now.... If you know... you know.

The only correct course of action:

IDK guys, I'm pretty sure we're on our way to some draconic bloodline sorcerers in the not-too-distant future, possibly a lot of them if Iruru decided to make Take drink some kind of life-extension potion. D'you think that's why Tohru is constantly trying to get Kobayashi to eat her tail?

(I go to push woman into the guy) (The moment my hand merely brushes her) (The woman lunges in the direction of the guy and pushes him down, aggressively kissing and undoing his pants)

Sopping wet

while i do fu¢k with the "she ain't wearing pants" energy, I hate to inform you that if you look at her waistline, there's the outline of a waitband under her shirt. She's wearing pants, possibly hot yogapants, but still. No bottomless for us.

(key: chant, echo) EURI! yuri! EURI! yuri! EURI! yuri! EURI! yuri!

hirotaka doing this except not with a cherrry, with a bean.

heh heh they both said "meat" heh heh giggity.

I found a sound effect to go with your profile picture! CHAINSAW GO BRRRRRR

every time she says "let's play ppla" (what's that, splatoon or something?) For a half second I read it as "plapp" as in "plap plap plap plap..."

Might be smell. Subconsciously he can tell by smell or something, cat (SFP), MIL(NSFP), SIL(NSFP), FIL(DNSFP), vs. fiancé (SFP)(SFP: safe for petting; D: definitely) or perhaps even more simply: Human smell? If yes move on, if no safe to pet Fiance smell? If yes safe to (heavy) pet, if no, not...

when mika said "how cute" my brain auto-filled the words "o kawaii koto~" from Kaguya-sama L.I.W. Now mika sounds like Koga Aoi in my head. Well, saotome already sounds like Kuno Misaki in my head

she comes with fun-b rather air bags pre-installed

IT'S AWAKE!! (Imagine a shadow cast upon their bedroom wall, long and THICCK, along with the gojira roar sound effect)

YOU GOT HER EYE COLOR WRONG