hello?! officer?! there's a lady here bleeding from her nose! I'm afraid she'd jump on an old man in his young body! send help! this oldie is innocent!!
if ever even an impossible chance that I be isekai'd i would wish for him to be my grandfather and we will go on a food journey and I could be in front row when badass moments like this happen. I would be his die hard fan
lol being a pro 10/10
it's like forcing your single bitter older brother to play your dating games coz you're going on a camp. you have noone to ask for help in check ins/ daily quests.
convenient sacrifice (brother)