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Granted. You become so motivated that whatever you need motivation for becomes an unhealthy obsession, causing your untimely demise due to overwork. I wish to become 10 cm taller

Wish Granted! You wished for nothing, you shall become nothing I wish i had motivation to live

Granted. But you get killed again for being Jesus by cults. There is no chance of another resurrection I wish i was not hated by that one silent kid in the class that nobody notices

Granted. But you are included in that wish. I Wish that i was not so awkward

Granted. Your dick is now so big that it cannot be used for anything. You cannot be inadequate in bed if you cannot be in bed from the pure girth of your dong I wish to be the best can of bluefinned tuna there ever was

Granted. But it is 1 second away from being turned into carrion I wish to become SCP-2599

Granted. But you are in an alternate universe where you own amazon instead of Jeff Bezos I wish to not have Fatal Familial insomnia

Granted. People believe it but will subconsciously deny it until they die even if presented more proof, causing you to be treated by a heretic by all people who believe in gods. which gets you wanted dead or alive. I wish for something to happen.

Granted. your name has been changed to a bit saner and all attempts to try to speak to you with another name will be met with failure. they will unconsciously use the name a bit saner if they do not choose to do it voluntarily. any attempts you have to change your name is met with failure as...

Granted. This wish shall not be fulfilled. except, this creates a loop of the wishes that overloads you with so much genie power you combust into flames and eventually turn to dust I wish to be able to fly for an infinite amount of time, with no repercussions for my actions

Granted. you gain so much nothing, that that nothing wants to be something. (just watch the first 5 mins of this video to find out why https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs ) and using that desire, it creates another universe identical to the current universe, just back in time, and the...

Granted. but all the movies actors are replaced with Jim Carrey. I wish i had more power over the genie

Granted. But the way your digestive system works makes it so that it wont come back if you do so I wish i was the Pope

Granted. But all their mythological effects are real and the world is fucked I wish I was a slightly better canned bluefin tuna

Granted. You are now a cat I wish i had no presence

Granted. Its always morning I wish i was not dead

Granted. But your past self does not believe you and tries to kill you for breaking and entering I wish i was a cooler Bear

Granted. Flat is already preferred for men, so no corruption needs to be done I wish i was not a tardigrade

Granted. But you are the main character. Also every food you eat tastes like nintendo switch cartridges I wish i was immortal forever

Granted, they have both stopped arguing but have stopped scanlating all together I wish i did not have to eat