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try salting, drying, AND hanging so you'll have more surface area on the corpse which promotes even dryness

yeah no, dry aging is done in a controlled environment. also just leaving a corpse on salt will only trap moisture in the salt, you'll have better luck drying it under the sun

you'll need more than dehydration to make a mummy

it's @BlackGeneral birthday, apparently. and why you wondering? "why would he do this? why would he forgive for all the birthday he missed?" you see, it all began on my first birthday party, where everyone show up except me! then everyone started partying and ate the delicious-looking...

i want ice! i need ice! i need it to beat all my enemy blue and cold! i need small ones, and i need big ones! i want all the ice you have!!

@Atifus you better prepare sum cake for gaoday so that i can finally forgive you for all the birthday i missed

salted rice with caviar, sprinkled with gold flakes, served hot on a pot. that aside, i've been obsessed with bruschetta. or not really bruschetta, it's just some hard bread with garlic confit

when will the tourney start? i wanna join

Me neither, can't believe panda goes panding without tagging us

NOT IF I BULLY HIM FIRST

Boy is named heresy and you decided to rue his day.

you don't know that! let us dream!

baby don't hurt me

she's already doing aggravated magic battery, which is a magic felony

1 :hearts: = @BlackGeneral does 10 more pushups

true mid experience

screw you i'm doing dishes