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You didn't really expect any better, did you?

No, no, it has to be consensual, otherwise it's just rape.

Wow, these guys. They kidnap a guy, and THEN decide what to do with him? Which, naturally, forces them to keep him in their captivity for an extended period of time so they can prepare things, which they could easily have done ahead of time if they had just done any planning at all! Not to...

No wonder his skill at the game is so unique: no one else was willing to subject themselves to it for long.

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Given how many stories there are of someone being abandoned and betrayed by their allies and then coming back to destroy them through blatant or subtle means, I don't blame the party for thinking this is yet another story like that.

My first mixer was a real motherfucker!

Oddly wholesome.

...I think she might straight up have brain damage.

Quite right. There's a lot of things you can do to have a higher chance of genetic issues than first generation incest, and very few of those have even a tiny fraction of the stigma.

Sure, you "can". But that's like saying you "can" stop eating meat after finally finding the perfect steak.

Highest praise you could give it, by my reckoning.

Probably not. The eyes are most likely just an egregious bit of signamancy.

Coming on a little strong there, mate. You can't just waltz into a lady's life and expect her to marry you right off the bat, there's a whole bloody courtship to be done.

I'm not the one who's inanely replying to a months old comment after the person who left it has clearly moved on, after multiple people have already done the exact same thing and gotten no reply. Then again, I am the one replying to you for no good reason with no hope of it accomplishing...

Oh yeah, now that I've seen all the horrible monsters and human sacrifices, now I'm totally on board.

"I have something to tell you. I'm not as sexy as I first appear."

When people are behaving reprehensibly, it is no virtue to turn a blind eye. Fuck off with this disingenuous garbage. You are not better than the ones I am reprimanding, you are worse.

Yes you do.

You people disgust me.