You will never be escorted to the local sperm collection center by your adoring mother and sisters in order to fulfill your monthly legal obligation to coom. Why even live? :fml:
A captive gorgon playing mind games with a hero to get him to take off her blindfold, and a hero trying to resist. If this was written like a poem and slipped into a Greek mythology book, I feel like this can pass off as a legit Greek myth :thonk: