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Rimuru Tempest, do I see you there?

@GaryMahmud That maybe so but even pure lemon juice can be made into some thing good by just adding a bit of water and sugar. There's people who love sour. Prevent scurvy while you're at it.

Fucken Parsley.

Red was An Imposter

She is literally better at taking off her clothes asleep than awake

Even the kids of one of the richest man, bill gates, have more skills than this pampered child

He still looks like a female even after taking off the wig

Holy crap, someone who actually uses the recipe and not somehow made industrial waste.

Don't you hate it when someone steals your blanket even though they have their own. I'm looking at you cousins

Well doesn't amazon ship limited items/cities within hours or something.

How the hell did he get $50k? How hard do you have to work?

I'm going to be honest. I thought the NASA thing was literally a translation thing. I didn't think it was the actual NASA

Darkness would love the rod of love

The Hell

@Zeesnowflower2002 I was about to comment that. That alligator just wanted to be alive and ran away but now he's getting killed

I think this is the first time I seen a boss try and run away

@Pokari isn't it a signing bonus and not the actual salary

When I play pokemon

"...it's good that he could pull out..."

Jokes that don't translate well: Me as an american: Ah yes the joke with the flying futon and the mandarin aluminum can joke