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Oh. And an elf joins the harem, to be expected. But seriously? Didn't jump in time to catch up to him? You're multiple ranks above in power and I'm assuming in reflexes too. And kid, with all your camping powers, you didn't create something, anything out of your ass that would've, by the...

Uhh... That's a very weird way to look at things. If we follow the logic you just proposed, and to be fair I won't assume you're the one who believe it, but rather you may just be recounting what others suggest is how self defense should operate. Based on that statement, before I could actually...

My guess is yes, and then the skill will evolve and Gouriki will become a super beautiful girl.

Oh Goddamnit. That bit at the end means he's going to come back at some point in time and keep ruining the story. Even when finishing this stupid arc, you still manage to set it up to keep screwing up the story in the future.

All the Battle oriented Mamas are going to gather. Still no clue what kind of dark magic he used to turn the mama into a baby. But the boobas are back. Hoorah.

Okay, so his first move is to get his hand into the underworld huh? I guess that's why he avoided taking his previous route of getting the protection of nobility. Maybe.

Damn, Dad got busy. Good for him. And he's already set up for a harem too. Good for him too? In any case, the setup and everything is extremely box standard for this kind of story. Now to see if it decides to get serious regarding those hardship and the MC actually suffers some very heavy...

How about a gun that shoots Katana. Or a Katana that creates magic guns that shoots energy bullets with every slash? Or a Katana that when you slash creates a magic gun that shoots out magic katanas?

Oh no. Big Boob Mommy lovers are losing. She's actually a Loli... And now she's stepping on the slime. Now the Feet Bros are going to go wild. And the loli has disciples. So she's probably actually a Lolibaba. And now the slime is about to get to our MC, just in time to melt her from inside and...

Oh nice. Lacey panties. ... Oh right, it's a battle to the death. Or rather near death with the Sage getting off on the adventurers suffering. Glad to know that the Sage has some morals. He basically views adventurers being adventurers as actually consenting to being tortured and killed and...

Damn, kid got an escort quest. Those always sucks.

The most surprising part is that the Sage actually had a plan that didn't involve our MC getting tortured and eaten by the slime hunting her. That... that is an actual twist.

So basically, an untold amount of lolis have died off screen/off panel. And considering that her flock just keeps multiplying constantly, and apparently it's been years, yet her flock currently looks about as big as when it was at the start. ... That's a lotta dead lolis. Speaking of. When...

That poor ice golem. And his friends never managed to avenge it either. Side note. Couldn't he just use a healing spell to cure her sprained ankle?

I was waiting for that bit at the end. I mean, it's a fairly obvious twist, but I always wondered if anyone actually cared enough to even check the corpse. None of the family members cared enough, that's for sure. The servants I would assume they were just already struggling to barely float and...

Damn. The blast was so powerful that it blew to bits her bikini armor clothes, but not the shield. Such a powerful Destructive Ero Beam... I mean, Fire Bomb Explosion spell. Well. I'm assuming the shield is okay, we didn't clearly see it get fractured and as far as we can tell, the frame of it...

Melonbook Bonus is correct. These sure are melons... ... I'm really thirsty for milk now.

No no, you're misunderstanding. That's the amount of weapons he can carry, not the amount of weapons he can Throw. His ability is literally throw, switch, throw, switch. Right now, he can do an infinite throw loop of axe/sword/axe/sword/axe/sword/axe/sword/ad-infinitum.

All is fair in love and war and SEEEEEGGGGSS. ORE WA.... SEEGGGGSSSSSSS!!!! UOOOOOOOHHH. That aside. RIP all the men in the guild. They did their best.

So the Goddess of War is going full in on training these two into being battle crazed horndogs who will fight and mate and mate and fight? I mean, okay. Also, it's a goddamn miracle he's not looking drained to death. Guy literally went Scary Movie on us and just ejaculated everywhere like a...