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"I'm your aunt. I was hoping to get an invite to your wedding, but I didn't have your contact details, and this was all I could think of."

So many tropes, so little time...

Plok plok?

"That's how you're approaching it...? Okay...make a Persuasion Check, with Disadvantage."

whirr click clunk Otome Game Plot Status: ACTIVE

"Honestly, what did you think the solution was going to be? Sex solves every problem."

Some of it has happened, most of it still is ahead. We're just still in the pregame backstory of the Otome Game Plot.

Engage trope: MC was a better [Occupation] than the best [Occupation] available to the former party, by at least order of magnitude.

"And by 'unscathed,' I mean she has a huge bruise on her cheekbone and is missing a permanent molar, but since it's less than 1HP of damage, she's effectively fine."

Why do they need this guy again? Everything about him is screaming "I'm going to attempt a murder, a kidnapping, and/or an assault"

"I can explain....it's me."

Maybe you can convince family to keep that up, but I don't think that's realistically sustainable if Haru is meeting people outside the family, and honestly, feels kind of abusive. And Ghost Mom is willingly supporting it?

...Autosaving....

Look, having weird hair and flashy combat styles are the #1 and #2 requirements for being an adventurer in this world. Being effective at killing things, is like, #7.

I also think, in this particular case, Eleanora tried to Charm Valdalieu, ran smack into his Abyss Skill (You gaze into the abyss, it gazes back at you) and Charmed herself.

Hm, has the fully-automated buff been buffing the Hero's Charisma?

AITA for going behind my boyfriends back and inviting his NC parents into to our wedding, cursing them with darkest spider magic to behave?

"Dammit, woman! That was my only shirt!"

Kind of expecting Chapter 116: "Interruption"

🎵She is frequently kind and she's suddenly cruel But she can do as she pleases, don't call her a fool And she can't be convicted; Too strong, she'll break free And the most she will do is kill and consume you But she's always a woman to me🎵 (with apologies to Billy Joel's "She's Always a Woman")