American version? "Yee Haw mu fuckers! We gonna go get us some monstas! Guvment said weez can't have no "Auto Matic" weapons but look who need-in who!"
I feel like that's about right.
Whatever happened to the manga where the guy sees his childhood friend get proposed to by a hero/prince and takes off into the woods for years? I think he ends up with an elf chick as well.