i couldn't bear it within my jaded weabooism to face the fact that koto's love will never be true; anguish rain upon my soul in each passing moment with the force of a million truck-kun
god why hath thou made me a weaab, just to suffer?
i hope after ohgreat finished with the monogatari series adaptation, he would pick up pointer(s) from nisioisin plot writing and event flow progression into his own since nisio writing share the same spirit of ohgreat's, except that nisio is waaaay better in conveying the semi-philosophical...
shousuke chapter (almost)always include his occasional cool glances with meaning nobody knows. all we know is whom reflected on that glance, but never the thought behind it. so you couldn't help but ponder of it sometimes.
look at his eyes at the last page
when he thought he finally going to fulfull his life destiny to pound that unripe cherry with the mega wood hidden in his pants
but god forbade it all mere dream too good to be true
and in his face the eyes of man forsaken by god
if the author aint a woman then damn my man here must be some sommelier of the knickers cuz that panty shot is straight outta da vinci raunchiest dream of mona lisa
whichever of the two gender is the romantic interest of a futanari elf, they would always be both straight and gay
or you could say stray, as in (str)aight plus g(ay)
and as in everyday we stray further away from god
all the while all these bimbos be chasin after fuutarou schtick yotsuba playin it cool cuz she know fuutarou gon present it to her on silver plater chapter(s) later