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You know, come to think of it, motherfucker has 100 points ins STR. The stone sword's probably holding him back. He'd probably be deadlier just beating the shit out of people with his bare hands. But for real, tho. If elf girl dies, Imma be real annoyed.

Yeah, I suppose it would be pretty tough to come to terms with being a 32 year old man who suddenly looks like he's 16.

This trope is a bit played out, if you ask me. I wish it were less common. I don't get why Japanese mangakas are so prone to depicting their own countrymen as if they were savage animals who would attack any unaccompanied woman they see. 'Cause honestly, Japanese men are some of the least...

Oh, of course, my mistake.

The root of her question was whether or not he only likes her because she's chubby. He responded by listing off a long, LONG list of things that he likes about her besides her chubbiness. All straight off the top of his head. He didn't dodge her question, he answered it. Very definitively.

30 year old man acting like a shy little 5 year old when talking to people. SMH my head.

I think because it's technically piracy. But I don't care about that, because I'm a scurvy dog.

Legends say he's still lying there to this day, waiting for a touch that will never come.

Oh, so five guys pinned him down, but he just... Got away? How convenient.

Well, I for one, am thankful for the translation.

Can't say I'm a fan. NTR is one of the worst tropes in fiction, and I definitely don't like seeing it creep into what was once a very wholesome story.

Chat woulda gone fuckin' ballistic from that play. The "500 IQ" clips would go viral. Anija becomes a famous vtuber before he even has a model.

Wow, you don't say? It's almost like the thought experiment was completely ridiculous to begin with.

Macross' tiddies are MINIMUM H-cup. Probably bigger.

Mmmh. Yeah, how about we do the math on that? There are 8.3 billion humans alive right now. If people just stopped breeding altogether, and the birth rate dropped to zero, and then one person died every second, it would still take 263 years for every human to die. 8.3 billion divided by 60...

AAAA THEY'RE SO FUCKIN' CUUUUUTE!!!

I mean, "scientists" have been warning that we're ten years away from doomsday for the last fifty years, so I'll believe it when I see it.

Can we please cease with the cuckery, Mr. Author? I came for harem, not NTR. That would be great.

Bro, he never even bothered to hose the bed down, after all this time? That's fuckin' nasty!

"You can't make bulletproof glass out of earth." Which fucking element is it made of, then? Air?