Luckily history does not follow your limited view of the world. Unless the Mahabharata (an ancient Hindu epic) was written a decade or two ago. Or Tibet didn't exist.
By the way polyandry is not a sexual preference, and is not a common marriage option only because most local law codes don't...
Basking in the knowledge of having been a stepping stone for the MC for however many rounds they lasted, what else?
Oh yes: a full course of boiled crow and humble pie on the tower, of course