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Not only did she tie that cherry stem in a knot, but the cherry pits are still attached to the stem. What happened in her mouth to pull that off? That's past "dextrous tongue" territory and well into "eldritch orifice" turf.

Likes a girl, so he takes over her father’s lands in an attempt to woo her and doesn’t discuss anything with her, leading to massive misunderstandings. …I think this guy escaped from a shoujo manga. Classic male lead behavior right here.

Looks like all those offerings he's been giving her are doing work. For C&M:

It may not explain it, but I'll at least give them credit for acknowledging it.

It looks to me like the standard orc soldier has pretty expensive upkeep. That kobold noted that a single orcish meal could feed him for three days. Bigger supply requirements means more fragile supply lines and that captured supply depots are a much bigger score for orcish opponents than orcs...

I know the sounds of cooking-induced mindbreak when I see it! Man probably made brownies or some such. Although, given the genre, it's also possible that he made something vile-but-instantly-popular-in-light-novels, such as mayonnaise…

Going from the big crystals on that golem, my guess would be the same way you cut a diamond – precise force applied at a specific angle to the crystalline structure. The thing has to have movable joints and whatnot, so maybe it’d be weaker along the joints too?

Good on ya, author. I always felt like putting nipples in the volume release was an admission that you didn’t think your work was good enough to sell without 'em. But also: Our hero streams the game live. Thus the onsen scene must stay unmodded. Lore consistency and all that.

Single star censoring like you've doing here doesn't accomplish anything except drawing attention to the word in question – rather than dampening its offensiveness, you're making it more jarring. Generally you'll want to either rework the dialogue so it doesn't include words you censor, or just...

I think it might be time to slap the "Tragedy" tag on this one.

Girlfriend?! The couple is living together, there was a time skip, she's got an aged-up design, they've adopted a cat and we're basically just doing epilogue now but no ring? At least get engaged, you two.

Taking “owls are basically just flying cats” to its logical conclusion, I see.

All these people talking about possible mantis GF, no one talking about how this guy ratted out mantis GF without even confirming it with her first. That’s how you get your girl vivisected, my dude – not cool.

Well. While my preferred outcome would be "the memories/personalities of Raspi's victims assert control", this doesn't strike me as the kind of story that would do that.

I’ve played enough JRPGs to know that orphans have lower starting stats but unusually good stat growth compared to the average… leverage that hard enough and you can become really busted. Maybe even cross-class into Batman.

Trapped down there an “unfathomably long time” Everyone is still in school when she escapes Girl speedran her imprisonment-and-training montage, Edmund Dantes should take notes

I’m remembering some other isekai where the MC is cursed to conduct his behavior in the most dickish way possible, and I wonder if Kefka has some class downside or the like that that compels him to do the same.

At some point Fujiyama should see if the magical girl org can buy out her contract or something. Or put her in witness protection. The evil general who's not so bad at heart and eventually turns coat is a staple of the genre, after all. There’s gotta be procedures in place for that sorta thing.

Holy crow, it liiiives! Where do you want your hamburger pictures?

Boxer guy seems like he's got more going for him than just raw strength. Compliments Lufasu on her punch, smiling after he's gone down – he's got big Wholesome Protagonist vibes, or at least Wholesome Sidekick. A pretty reasonable choice for hero if that's the case. Or he enjoys getting decked...