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I'm reasonably sure MC does too.

Bro that woman's hymen is probably like the gates of Mordor. You simply don't go into it. 👀

Dang MC went eco-friendly with extreme prejudice. 🥺

Bro is turning the whole ecosystem into alcoholics. Shame on him. 😔

Wow that saintess is for the streets.

Okay author, please explain how am I in the second chapter and I DON'T find the MC suffering from indigestion after eating 2 whole fucking crates of skill fruits. Look I get that they gotta build the story a bit, MC suddenly gaining a million skills on ch2 would probably make the plot...

Consolation loli 🤣

Thats the problem witch? ... I can fix her. 😔🙏♥️

Well, if that surprises you, I suggest you look into European royal family trees. You're in for a REAL surprise then. 👀 If you want an even more entertaining read, search for "haemophilia in European royalty" articles.

Bro is heavily channeling his inner Rose. 🤣

Bro is in such deep denial lol

Lolol the village went on full alert due to the MC bringing back a girl, they seem like nice people.

D'AW The tiny clothes on the mouse, I'm dying 🥺♥️

"Are you intending to declare war on my country, your majesty?" No, I'm intending to do to you what you were just about to do to me literally 10 seconds ago, you fucking hypocritical moron loser". I mean, the audacity of this bitch? If I was the MC I may not kill him but I'd send him back to...

Imagine how I feel when I DO have ADHD for real. 😔

Or, being the king of a feudal state and all, just go with "funny, I must be getting senile because I don't remember giving my fucking daughter's hand to anybody". :v

You don't understand. MC's skill is just so epic, he's in a constant state of parrying his own braincells.

Pls save the poor puppy 🥺

Bro destroyed a calamity dragon's self-esteem. :v

Best waifu 😔🥺🙏♥️