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"Feed the elf" is the first step toward "bed the elf".

I guess he doesn't have a demon lord seed in him, or he would've awakened after killing that many people.

I'll rub them if he won't. Her belly fur too.

If you want to stop his regeneration, you just have to zandatsu his heart.

Alcohol is the lubricant of civilization in any world, it seems.

Unless the meat is rotten, searing it and then braising it in curry will always come out a winner.

Wouldn't surprise me at this point. And naturally, he'll have joined the "face eating leopards" party because they would never eat HIS face.

"The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" and all that.

All that chicken meat and now it's completely inedible.

Wish I had family that cared about me this much.

I was going to say, from a genetic standpoint he's no different from any of the other hyumans seeing as his parents were effectively refugees.

The fight started with his heart rate already at optimum and his adrenaline elevated. Even without Amona helping they never stood a chance.

It does seem like at least the mountain elf girls would've figured out how to make a jig for a table saw by this point.

Should've left him hanging by his ankles from a lamppost naked.

When you fully recover HP every turn, the damage stops mattering, I guess. Probably helps if you're too insane to care about the pain.

Now the hero just needs to find the Holy Handgun of Antioch.

Seeing that dickless wonder get his head sliced off never gets old.

"What do you mean we don't have any money?" "Well, we've been buying so much stuff from this one place, but they never spend it!"

Whenever a lone human woman drifts into and out of Tohru's life it seems to really shake up her status quo.

100% hit rate if you can see the target is pretty bullshit, but if you're not strong enough to get a killing blow it's still not good enough.