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Oh man, what a fucking escape! * several panels later *

[ Reactor Meltdown Alarm Blaring ] Welp. That's it. They are all lost causes.

Just checking in here. Mhmmmm mhmmmm. Looks about what I expected. For everyone confused by my eternal references about this being like Firepunch in terms of suffering of the characters... I recommend ya'll go read the first few chapters if you haven't done so. Don't worry. I'll wait right...

THIS. I understand getting upset when people don't spoiler tag things, or at the bare minimum both of which do the job. I had this argument with someone else in a thread who was upset that the comments section "had too many spoiler buttons." My brother in Christ, don't click the buttons if...

Our boy forgot to automate the wheat farms clearly.

I was gunna make snu-snu jokes and such here... but who am I to mock the selfless efforts of His Highness, The Goddamn Orc King Hero 👑. (And Yall make sure you put a lil' respect and rizz on his name when you use it) Serious. I figured this guy was just gunna be a scumbag and sleazy-fuck his...

So, I'm setting a timer to see how long it takes Qubi to be turned into a funny smelling stain on the ground. Between The Harpy Airforce (Semen Demons powered by mincraft cum), A Extremely DANGEROUS and Horny Dark Elf, And the Strongest Onee-chan Magician out there... His total life expectancy...

Welp, we got fucking powered armor drones. Can't be stunned, doesn't feel pain, will never break under fear. Dohohohoh

Proof that he is indeed the king of the dwarfs. Hail! 🤴 (Additionally: To all my short kings out there, don't ever let anyone shit talk you. Ya'll out here representing the best, most trustworthy, and, honorable group: Dwarves. Rock and Stone!)

She wants the snu-snu time, alone first.

That's how you are gunna lead this one ball boy? I'd have taken a MUCH different tact here. Like I'm gunna go out on a limb and say if you told an athlete you could control their stats like a video game and could "prove" it... you'd have gotten what you wanted and then some.

"Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Drowning In A River Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Put Your Arms Around The Rock Like Nigga Just Hold On Haha" - tylerthecreator, probably This but with the guy pissing himself. "Goddamn Kamite!"

Oh god please. :meguupog: (Actually what the fuck is even going on now. We are just a few more pushpins short of a full blown cursed panty conspiracy corkboard with me angrily pointing my cock at it.)

mom found the cuddle drawer

Ah I see. That horrible squealing and crashing noise was this train jumping the tracks and derailing.

Awwww. Now I'm sad 😔

Jun, sometimes you gotta throw away the whole harem. Dump them both and find someone normal.

Let's be real boy... she was too perfect, too quick. She's our MC's first date and about to be first offical rejection. Feels absolutely terrible. I know who I'm rooting for, and who's name and face grace the covers... but for just a moment, a fleeting moment of weakness... I'd have been OK...

The Unstoppable Lust Machine fucks onward to holes unexplored! :meguupog: :salute: Thanks for the chapters!

Ah so we doing the Ten Horny Commandments, as spoken by the Ring of Forbidden Pleasures. Okay, yeah I'm on board. I'm just a bit worried about the whole "Maintain your Purity" Clause. That seems to run afowl of at least one or two of those Forbidden Pleasures. Like MC, you need to sit down...