Damn this girl's been bullied pretty bad. I'm not saying that if I was her dad and knew about it I'd be walking into arcades with a baseball bat, but I'm also not saying that I wouldn't do that.
At times like this, it's advisable to just kill your friends and hide them in a mcdonald's dumpster. Not like I've ever done so. Just hypothetically. Don't check the mcdonald's dumpster in Hillside New York.
I feel like more than chub, the female protagonist has a bad case of the sideways american football head. How is nobody commenting on the width of that head?