100 Days without Internet (レモン)

[BlackGeneral]

Day 0

19/03/2020​

Hey guys, today is day 0 and you know to what a zero looks like?
A "Q". So it's QandA time cutie!

•What are yours toughs about "This Croc Will Die In 100 Days"?

As a manga: Few days are good, but overall it's just a waste of time.
As an experience of an author trying to draw a chapter everyday for 100 days: It's correct.

From the second point of view, it makes sense that some days suck, because you can't have great ideas everyday.
(It never happened to me because I'm a genius but, I can imagine...) So I can forgive the author.

No, what actually annoys me are the Enrick Minugufs who pretend it's a masterpiece...
:sigh: Why do I care? normies will always be normies...
Maybe I am jealous...

•When will I get a state-funded loli with cat ears?

Well, I don't think I can do anything about it right now, sorry...
But who knows, maybe one day, when I will finally be crowned King of Weebland....
-"KingGeneral..."

•Can the readers expect another series featuring the adventures of BlackGeneral (and co.)?

BlackGeneral's adventures will never stops, because if they stop it means I am dead.
And this is not something I plan to do anytime soon.

•Whats your favorite food?

Anything that I don't have to cook myself.

Or maybe... I like “lemon meringue pie” I suppose .
I ate one like, 9 years ago, it left a strong impression on me.

•ブラックジェネラルって本名ですか？

Not everybody here can speak Japanese so Ima translate it.

ブラックジェネラル = BlackGeneral (That's me.)
って = about
本 = book
名 = name
です = What girls say to sound cute.
か? = ?

If you put all this together it become:
“What will be the name of your autobiography? tehe♥ ”

Great question you cutie pie.
I plan to live 100 years so I could call it “100 years with BlackGeneral”. Cool, right?

•Where can I buy the Blu-Ray box?

On the Black Market...
I know I would probably sell more of them on Amazon or something but, you know, sometimes a man just has to do his dumb joke.

You can find them between the "Elephant eye balls” and the bottles of “Virgins' blood”.

•Are there plans concerning live events?

Let me check my agenda... humm.... nope sorry.
I am busy being a hikikomori for the rest of my life, sadly...
I will try to liberate some time, but I can't promise you anything.

•Will you marry me?

It always been impossible for me to trust people but I always felt that I could tell you anything...
You probably are the only person in this world who can truly understand me...
You always find the most beautiful ガオー...
So my heart would tend to say “Yes!” but...

[Source: Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai - 12]

I'm not ready for
Such responsibilities
See you later guys.

 

[dantziel]

wat

 

[dantziel]

who the fuck are you, OP?

 

[Archomp]

With an OP like that, who wouldn't have clicked the Last Post

 

[Yatsuki]

The only thing I want to know is why this person's posts (or maybe the format?) always show up fully instead of the first few words like other posts in the Latest posts section :v

 

[hazzack]

is this guy really going to do no internet in the middle of this pandemic?
that aside, i really thought 本名 means real name, as a name written on book.
i guess i was wrong, then

 

[421cookies]

You're just gonna go without seeing croc last moment?

 

[dantziel]

@421cookies fuck the croc for real tho

 

[ZeroWWE]

..............this post lost me is OP say he going to stop use the Internet for 100 days? or he tries to sell us something sins he talks like a salesman

 

[Thoraxe41]

Cocaine is hell of a drug.

 

[Garakuta]

I will never forget you!!!

@hazzak It does mean real name (as opposed to something like a pen name), but

Spoiler

he called me a cutie pie, so its fine.

Anyways, have some fun days in the cold, dark reality the world is without internet. Come back, whenever you feel like it. Also, here a ガオー for your journey:

 

[zdarkbrz_816]

wat

 

[kulkasrusak]

本名 means real name if i'm not wrong. But Ok

 

[LonelyPerson]

Good luck comrade, we shall remember your sacrifice

 

[BlackGeneral]

Day1

20/03/2020​

Hey guys, I'm going to be honest,
I'm kinda exhausted from my “vacation” and I have no idea of what to write.

I suppose I could write about my objectives

1/ Learning Japanese.
I plan to work in Japan and speaking Japanese could help, probably...

2/ Writing This Diary.
I want the Diary to be a masterpiece from start to finish.
A holy thread that future generation will study to find enlightenment.

3/ Take care of my health.
I don't want to go in the detail but I'm at my worst physically right now...

4/Reaching a new level of consciousness.
I'm kinda bored of being human...
I always dreamed to become a sage with long white beard.

5/ Fighting a bear.
Because a man has to honor his promises.

6/Exorcising the ghost who haunts my room.
It's not that I dislike having company but it's kinda spooky at night...

[Source:YuruYuri𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 – 09]

My eyes can't see him,
but I am sure he is here
The specter of death.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Day 2

21/03/2020​

Hey guys, today I still have no idea of what to write so here is:

How do I organize my days.(In theory)

I change activity every 24 minutes

• Anki
Actually I don't, but I should.

• Read/Watch Manga/VN/Anime
In Japanese, without subtitles of course.

• Make a Gif/Senryuu
The hardest part is to find something related to what I'm writing.

• Write this diary.
Actually I write most of it at night before going to bed.
(4/5 × 24min aren't enough)

• Move my body (Stretching/Swing/Juggle...)
I like swinging on my pull up bar, it helps me to empty my mind, sort of.

• Sleep
It's surprising how a simple 24 minutes nap can reinvigorate you.

• Meditation
[Source: Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon - 05]

Strengthening my mind
Calming my perturbed soul
I never do it...

I don't do any of this in any special order. I just do what I feel like doing in the moment.
Maybe I should force myself to do those damned cards tho...

 

[ribbitribbitsaga]

@BlackGeneral

4/Reaching a new level of consciousness.
I'm kinda bored of being human...
I always dreamed to become a sage with long white beard.

You can learn to astral project

 

[Mr-BoyMan_Dude]

I pray for you, my dear friend
I once didn't use phone for about 3 months because my phone was broken from me smashing it due to stupid rage. That was during my Major YouTube addiction phase and I'm subscribed to many youtuber which is mostly Minecraft Let's player (I was a young and dumb back then).

So, around the first few weeks it was living hell, but after that it feels like I was reaching the ZEN and I found peace in many other ways, It was like I was reborned as a new person and my soul was cleaned from the wickedness of the internet.

But then my mom bought me a new phone because I was behaveing myself, so yea, goodbye inner peace and hello Minecraft roleplay video...

 

[justforthelulz]

5/ Fighting a bear.
Because a man has to honor his promises.

BlackGeneral Will Get Mauled By A Bear In 100 Days

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

I would read that. Someone draw that manga and post it here.