I have a cat that acts just as high handed as Maron and one as hard to get to like you as Chocolate, both in different ways though. The first one flaunts herself rather than chooses only the best whilst the other one is simply too nervous and shy to get close to new people.
And this is where it starts.
One day you've the world on a string.
Snorting cats left and right.
And the next day,
You're living in a VAN.
DOWN BY THE RIVER!