OK, I like the way this is written so I don't mind, but as curses go . . . big fat hairy deal. "I can't ever, ever kiss it's so terrible"--what? Just make sure to do your fooling around fairly early and part before midnight. Go to bed, have a good night's sleep as a dog, fine in the morning, big whoop. Once you're in a serious relationship it won't be a deal-breaker if the person loves you--she's a really cute little puppy.