If I was going to commit suicide, it'd definitely be via excessive masturbation. Since there aren't exactly a lot of cases of that I'd be leaving my mark on history in more ways than one.
@Jacough What if after you died your mark landed on a history book held by a woman named Historia, whom also got marked? Would that be a triple or quadruple mark on history?
'I can't die from excessive masturbation*'
*With only this much.
It's that extra little text that really makes it because it implies he could die from excessive masturbation.