a_singular_strike's Mystical Tent of Predictions

[a_singular_strike]

Enter all ye who seek knowledge but mind the step on the entrance. You are in a realm of probabilities and predictions, where stories unfold and wisdom is pulled from thin air.

After seeing the plight of the common people (and getting constructive feedback), the great me decided that it would undoubtedly be best for everyone if I made my services readily available and free of charge (gathered data may or may not be sold to your local friendly big data broker).
Please keep in mind that using the orb to glimpse the unknown is mentally taxing and while I can't react to your requests immediately, knoweth that your pleas shan't go unanswered.

With that out of the way, sit down at the table and tell me of your worries and desire. May Laplace show mercy.

 

[fungifordinner]

hi prophet
will I see myself visiting this thread again??

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

O wise one, will the second round of the Rock Paper Scissors tournament ever commence?

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Will the LLG ever have a Last Letter?

 

[Angry_Panda]

O wise one, will the second round of the Rock Paper Scissors tournament ever commence?

Two replies in and someone broke the thread.

 

[a_singular_strike]

hi prophet
will I see myself visiting this thread again??

So long as desire and uncertainty exists in your heart, my services will find use. The door is always open (not that you can barricate yourself in a tent that well).

O wise one, will the second round of the Rock Paper Scissors tournament ever commence?

Why, of course. Whatever form it may have, no matter who holds the tournament. The next tournament organizer could even be you, though only time will tell us the whole story. As a small bonus here a piece of advice: "Be the change you want to see." The probabilities say nothing against you becoming the next game master. Fortune may await.

Will the LLG ever have a Last Letter?

The chance of a Last Letter ever happening is nigh to impossible, the Mangadex Forum would sooner perish. So long as hope prevails in the hearts of the LLG fans the game will continue, on and on. (Seeing as other languages and repeating past words is allowed.)

Two replies in and someone broke the thread.

My favourite furious ursus, there is no wrong question here in this mystical tent. Getting answers to those questions is an entire new question in itself, though.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Why, of course. Whatever form it may have, no matter who holds the tournament. The next tournament organizer could even be you, though only time will tell us the whole story. As a small bonus here a piece of advice: "Be the change you want to see." The probabilities say nothing against you becoming the next game master. Fortune may await.

>OP completely blunders the hosting of rock paper scissors tourney
>ask fortune teller if/when it will resume months later
>"do it yourself lol"

fine! i wasn't that invested in it anyways!

Umai tte le!!!!!! chapter 1

 

[Data_Gold]

oh prophet so wise! ૮シ_ _აシ I hunger so much! ૮╥ω╥ა
please tell me when I'll get off my ass, ૮ ᆺ ა and make myself lunch! ૮.ω. ა

 

[Ivegotnolife]

oh prophet so wise! ૮シ_ _აシ I hunger so much! ૮╥ω╥ა
please tell me when I'll get off my ass, ૮ ᆺ ა and make myself lunch! ૮.ω. ა

If you teach your a** to cook there would be no need to get up and make lunch!

 

[OisE]

Will the LLG win against the Association Chain Game?
(I hope yes)

 

[BakedBanana]

Can you check the future to see if @bigtiddyoneesan will do the next challenge for the borgar thread? I believe I am ready for this.

Torako, Anmari Kowashicha Dame da yo chapter 10

 

[DavidianMillerian]

do you know the date when @panzerkampfwagyu's Anti-Yuri Front (AYF) will become a terrorist organization?

 

[TheSeer]

When will the Ursus Empire declare war on the Ursus Empire?

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

do you know the date when @panzerkampfwagyu's Anti-Yuri Front (AYF) will become a terrorist organization?

Those guys are splitter's, we are the Anti-Yuri Army (AYA)

 

[DavidianMillerian]

Those guys are splitter's, we are the Anti-Yuri Army (AYA)

AYA, you say?

 

[DavidianMillerian]

Those guys are splitter's, we are the Anti-Yuri Army (AYA)

does your army consist of Anti-Yuri Units (AYUs)?

 

[Manko-sensei]

Which regular will be sneaking in your house while answering this question?

 

[a_singular_strike]

>OP completely blunders the hosting of rock paper scissors tourney
>ask fortune teller if/when it will resume months later
>"do it yourself lol"

fine! i wasn't that invested in it anyways!

Tsk, tsk, tsk, you disappoint me, big bosomed older sister. Defying fate is one thing, but being a disbelieving cretin? Let me help your unbelief and see with your own eyes.

oh prophet so wise! ૮シ_ _აシ I hunger so much! ૮╥ω╥ა
please tell me when I'll get off my ass, ૮ ᆺ ა and make myself lunch! ૮.ω. ა

My orb is clear, my statement firm: In the near future you shall satiate your hunger and have a small feast.

Will the LLG win against the Association Chain Game?
(I hope yes)

Rivalry amongst brothers, how uncoth, but so be it, I shall ponder the orb.
As it stands now, the LLG has a much higher participation rate than the ACG. Whatever fight, watever war it is that you are waging, the scales are in your favour. You seem quite ardent in your crusade, so there is no use persuading you. Dex-chan have mercy on the poor sods.

Can you check the future to see if @bigtiddyoneesan will do the next challenge for the borgar thread? I believe I am ready for this.

Sadly, the most annoying of results for you: uncertain. A low probability, but not low enough to warrant an impossible. Laplace is cruel with this case.

 

[a_singular_strike]

do you know the date when @panzerkampfwagyu's Anti-Yuri Front (AYF) will become a terrorist organization?

Those guys are splitter's, we are the Anti-Yuri Army (AYA)

I can't see the day or hour, but I can see growing frustration and fury, more destructive than a thousand cannons. With each new yuri fan that appears, new missile launchers are being built. I fear the final hours tick is coming ever so faster.

When will the Ursus Empire declare war on the Ursus Empire?

Such a major event is happening rarely in the stories of gachas. 'Twould break the status quo. My orb doesn't show me anything, the probability is low.

Which regular will be sneaking in your house while answering this question?

To see one's own fate and future is forbidden and only allowed by the Three Sisters.

 

[TheSeer]

Such a major event is happening rarely in the stories of gachas. 'Twould break the status quo. My orb doesn't show me anything, the probability is low.

Except it already happened! HA!