I found this to be pretty amusing with the whole vibe of "yeah we're roommates who sleep together, watch porn together, have full blown sex, kiss passionately and cook for each other, but like, we're not in a relationship or anything; no homo."
But then "The bastard with a facial projection mapping of a greek sculpture," is dropped and it is that this point that I realise that this is what they call in the business, a good manga. Like, that insult might be the best thing I've heard all week. Then you have the plot point of someone literally so attractive that it casts a spell on everyone who sees him and so he wears glasses and it's all good. Glasses.
This is a majestical experience.