April Fool's Collection 2025 - Vol. 7 Ch. 27.69 - Asumi-chan is Interested in Lesbian Brothels!

[MangaDex]

 

[Matikkkii]

Huh, didn't know Trump translated this manga, thank you for your service, Mr President..?

 

[Syndicatus]

I do believe you have a fundamental misunderstanding about that blue, pink, and white flag. It is actually a flag for people whose parents are normally invisible. Only on days like today(it is still the 31st in my time zone), the trans day of visibility can they actually be seen. Hopefully this information might be useful for your situation

 

[tertlz]

Is this person a woman, cuz this was confusing as hell

 

[JadeSapphira]

You're the asshole

 

[Maid_kun]

Long bacon store

 

[Picks]

LMAO - literally referencing the "[modern] audience" appreciating "strong female leads" It just doesn't exist.
Breh, it just needs to be sexy women doing sexy things (however you define 'sexy' is your business - you will consume media based on that preference and your current mood). Strong, meek, boring, small, tall, etc. - doesn't matter. Just do the sexy.
I like Asumi because she's cute and submissive in her encounters, personally.
Edit; page 5, panel 1 for anyone that is confused.

 

[WindMil]

I dont think your girlfriend is gay. By any chance, do you taste slightly like bacon? Given she seems to love bacon enough to hang a flag of it, and how you were apparently covered in her saliva, I think she mightve mistaken you as a piece of bacon in a moment of confusion and professed her love (for bacon). So, don’t worry, your girlfriend is as straight as can be. you can continue having platonic sex as usual

 

[flatguy234]

not gonna lie, the 69 in the title got me

 

[TheHalocrusher]

Clearly she just didn't see the white stripe on the flag. Consider getting a larger flag so she can see it more clearly whenever she's in the room

 

[thatunicorn37]

buy the girlfriend flowers, eat them on the doorstep. big bites, none of those pussy nibbles

 

[OkamiLeek006]

I do believe you have a fundamental misunderstanding about that blue, pink, and white flag. It is actually a flag for people whose parents are normally invisible. Only on days like today(it is still the 31st in my time zone), the trans day of visibility can they actually be seen. Hopefully this information might be useful for your situation

Are you telling me... They're invisible???

 

[spawnknight]

...So we starting April's Fools day early this year...

 

[Saon]

...So we starting April's Fools day early this year...

Seems so! Got me until I've remembered what day of the week it is.

 

[EggsNRice]

nah you’re overthinking it, she’s just saying she loves you as a bestie happens all the time

 

[outinthegardener]

Ah yes, it's April 1st already, somewhere. This was pretty good, not many groups are this funny!

 

[Roodypatooti]

Its still the 31st tho

 

[Syndicatus]

Are you telling me... They're invisible???

I mean you've got that flag in your pfp, so you should know the status of your own parents. Did you get to see them today, or did they leave you because they couldn't cope with their invisibility?

 

[punpunpun]

Even though this is clearly a joke, I'm going to respond as if it were real. For the vast majority of women, lesbianism and bisexuality are a phase. Something that they experiment with when they are younger and then grow out of when they get older. In the eyes of most men, a woman being a lesbian in her past, or currently bisexual, doesn't taint her in any way.

Lesbian women aren't spreading sexually transmitted diseases (They are not exchanging semen, blood, or fecal matter). A bottom lesbian is still feminine. A top lesbian is forsaking her traditional role, by imitating a man's role in a relationship. But this takes a special kind of woman and is a bit badass. The lesbian top is taking on more work. Admirable.

That being said, your girlfriend is probably just a liberal. (Based on the flags she has.) Most women's politics are whatever they perceive to be the most dominant force in their lives. If liberalism is perceived by her to be dominant, then she'll be a liberal. If conservatism becomes more popular, then most women will shift towards that. Few women are able to go against what they believe is dominant. The exception is if she perceives her boyfriend/husband as being powerful. Then she'll unconsciously adopt whatever viewpoints he has and come up with rationalizations after the fact.

Women behave this way as an instinctual survival strategy. They don't have the physical strength of men and thus seek safety in numbers. Being a social outcast puts women in danger. So, they tend to go with what they perceive is the group consensus. If they are part of a group, they are more likely to receive the protection of the group. What most people don't realize, is that group consensus can be manipulated and faked.

didn't ask, won't read

 

[Amusingkiwi]

Even though this is clearly a joke, I'm going to respond as if it were real. For the vast majority of women, lesbianism and bisexuality are a phase. Something that they experiment with when they are younger and then grow out of when they get older. In the eyes of most men, a woman being a lesbian in her past, or currently bisexual, doesn't taint her in any way.

Lesbian women aren't spreading sexually transmitted diseases (They are not exchanging semen, blood, or fecal matter). A bottom lesbian is still feminine. A top lesbian is forsaking her traditional role, by imitating a man's role in a relationship. But this takes a special kind of woman and is a bit badass. The lesbian top is taking on more work. Admirable.

That being said, your girlfriend is probably just a liberal. (Based on the flags she has.) Most women's politics are whatever they perceive to be the most dominant force in their lives. If liberalism is perceived by her to be dominant, then she'll be a liberal. If conservatism becomes more popular, then most women will shift towards that. Few women are able to go against what they believe is dominant. The exception is if she perceives her boyfriend/husband as being powerful. Then she'll unconsciously adopt whatever viewpoints he has and come up with rationalizations after the fact.

Women behave this way as an instinctual survival strategy. They don't have the physical strength of men and thus seek safety in numbers. Being a social outcast puts women in danger. So, they tend to go with what they perceive is the group consensus. If they are part of a group, they are more likely to receive the protection of the group. What most people don't realize, is that group consensus can be manipulated and faked.

Get a life