Nice try comment section, but you're not going to lure me into looking up this Aloe drama. For once I will curb my curiosity and not look something up when I don't actually care about it. Seriously though, if I were a cat I'd be the one killed by its curiosity badly enough to spawn that whole saying. Wikipedia, Youtube, lot of sites are just black holes that'll suck me into weird research sessions for hours or even days if I'm not careful.
Then I finally finish and it's like "I still don't fuckin' care about this at all but now I know some random bullshit I won't ever need to know. Woo."