@BookQueen
"This? I didn't realize i was stealing it. It's just a flower!"
"Oh, Skyrim is burning and our greatest hope is off picking flowers."
"No, i..."
"And stealing them at that!"
"No, it's not like that... Ugh, god. IT'S FOR A POTION!"
"Shut up you scum, you're not talking your way out of this loading screen."