Before and after. (aka follow the leader)

[Ivegotnolife]

This is a old game I came across before on another forum, but I 'm a bit fuzzy on the usual name for it. It is similar in some ways to the person posting above, the insult the next poster thread games but they are not quite the complete package.

Basically the poster responds in kind to the preceeding poster's statement, and posts their own statement about he the next poster.

I'll be poster 1and 2 to get things rolling.

Is presently on a quest to eat the worlds finest waffles, but has forgotten where the waffle tree was planted! 😲

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Drowns his sorrows in maple syrup.😭

Next poster:
Ran off with the waffle tree seeds, but has no syrup.

 

[hazzack]

apparently ketchup goes well with waffle-kinds.

living self sufficient with only tomatos and sugar

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Is a true global ketchup tycoon!

Spent 5 hours in a traffic jam behind a cattle truck loaded with unicorns, and still can't get the taste of rainbows out of his mouth!

 

[justforthelulz]

The curse of the Skittles® Company is terrifying.

Decides to say, "Fuck it", and gets out of the car to start walking instead, remembering to take the keys out of the ignition.

 

[hazzack]

forgets to take out the tomatos, now you have tomato lager in your car

bad decision leads to bankruptcy, decides to sell liquor purely made out of tomatos

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Is amazed just how wasted people can get drinking green tomato juice.🤪😋😵😝

Next poster:
Thinks the last letter thread holds revelations from a secret sociaty's book of devination and enlightenment.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

What does it all mean?
Is there secret recipes,
or just plain rubbish?

The next poster thinks:
"Oh look it's a banana!"
He really likes them.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Holds the yellow fruit up like the lion king, for all the world to see a marvel!😍

The Next Poster:
Ends every sentence with a over enthutiastic "EE-DA-PUU"! 💩💩💩

Spoiler

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Just look what you made me do! _EE-DA-PUU!😖

The Next Poster:
Didn't see a thing. _EE-DA-PUU! ^EE-DA-PUU! 😆

 

[Ivegotnolife]

I'M BLIND! BLIINNNDDD!!! OH THE HUMANITY! WHYYY! 😱

The next poster:
Is compelled to keep this thread alive!

 

[Richman]

Seeing as nobody has replied in 30 minutes, I guess I will.

The next poster
is a dealer in something that might be unexpected to many

 

[hazzack]

Dysenteries! get your dysenteries here!

the next poster:
don't know what discoloration is and somehow afraid of it.

 

[nutman451]

I don't know what the this "discoloration" is, but I'm darn sure I ain't getting anywhere near it. I've read that one book about colors from outer space made by that lovemake guy, and I want none of it!

The next poster:
Is the living embodiment of "How do you do, fellow kids"