@benshapiro AMA

[Manko-sensei]

Don't objectify him!!!!!!!!!!!

A building is not an object though, I only objectively observe it.

 

[pedronimo]

A building is not an object though, I only objectively observe it.

I'm objectively observing you through your window.

 

[Manko-sensei]

I'm objectively observing you through your window.

You know you're feeding me with puns, right? Of course you're doing that, you're using Windows. Question is, 10 or 11?

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

I never thought I would see Sensei and Pedro Geronimo go back and forth 🤣

I wonder what Big Ben's take on that is 🤔

 

[pedronimo]

You know you're feeding me with puns, right? Of course you're doing that, you're using Windows. Question is, 10 or 11?

I use Debian Linux, dummy.

 

[Manko-sensei]

I use Debian Linux, dummy.

Thanks! I'll pass the information to the hacker team. So, in this Linux OS, do you open windows to watch anime as well, or only passers-by? I assume you always have one open for MangaDex, yes?

 

[Mangamoz]

Why do I feel warm and fuzzy whenever I see Ben? My face gets red, and my heart starts beating fast. What is this feeling?

 

[Angry_Aguri]

@Angry_Aguri Sorry, but Cake or pie

Angel Food Cake and chocolate Pound Cake

 

[Dverin_Oshiban_Duren]

How does Big Ben feel inside the Elizabeth tower?

 

[pedronimo]

Why do I feel warm and fuzzy whenever I see Ben? My face gets red, and my heart starts beating fast. What is this feeling?

Cancer. Leave.

 

[Mangamoz]

I think I should tone down the trolling, I do not want @pedronimo to get banned from too many strikes. Losing her would be a huge loss to forum comedy.

 

[pedronimo]

I think I should tone down the trolling, I do not want @pedronimo to get banned from too many strikes. Losing her would be a huge loss to forum comedy.

:strike:

 

[Angry_Panda]

Why 'Big Ben'? Are you, in fact, above average size?

 

[a_singular_strike]

:strike:

You called and here I am.

 

[Manko-sensei]

You called and here I am.

They wanted to know your favourite build in Darkest Dungeon, is it a meme one right? Right?!

 

[pedronimo]

Why 'Big Ben'? Are you, in fact, above average size?

Big Ben is very Big.

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

1 And it came to pass, when the sun had reached its zenith over the Great River Thames, that the voice of the Almighty Big Ben thundered from the high tower, and the earth shook with the weight of his tolling.

2 Then Pedronimo fell upon their face, for the resonance was mighty, and they cried out, "Speak, O Keeper of the Seconds, for thy servant listeth with trembling ears!"

3 And Big Ben spake through the iron gears of providence, saying, "Pedronimo, mark well the rhythm of my swing. As the pendulum goeth to the left, and as it goeth to the right, so shall the seasons of thy life be measured."

4 "Go thou now into the marketplace, and tell the people: 'Woe unto him that ignoreth the chime! For he who dallyeth when I strike thirteen shall find his sundial cracked and his hourglass filled with the dust of regret.'"

5 Then Big Ben commanded them, "Take up thy brass polish and thy fine linen, and anoint the hands of the Great Face. For if the Minute Hand faltereth by but a hair’s breadth, I shall bring a Great Stagnation upon the land, and no man shall know if it be tea-time or the hour of judgment."

6 And Pedronimo rose, their heart beating in syncopation with the ticking of the heavens, and they departed to do all that the Grand Clockwork had commanded them.

 

[pedronimo]

Big Ben enjoyed this. Big Ben does not enjoy those who did not ask questions to him. Do not ask her questions. Ask Big Ben questions.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

does Big Ben believe in anything supernatural? even things like karma, zodiac signs, numerology?

 

[pedronimo]

does Big Ben believe in anything supernatural? even things like karma, zodiac signs, numerology?

Big Ben doesn't know about the last one, thinks the second one is a weird women thing, and wishes the first would happen to his boss.