Well, looks like it's time for that Maternity Leave, as well as the Marriage Leave, and the Honeymoon Leave, and the Shopping for a Large Enough House Leave, and the new child bonus, and the second child bonus, and the "I really shouldn't be buying lingerie on company time" pay raise...
Really, just give them two years off and lock them in a bedroom where the condoms all have holes in them.
Nah, we lock them in a room that they CANNOT leave until they have sex. THEN we pump aphrodisiac into said room ... you can NEVER be to relaxed with THESE TWO. Also, please let the couple have a few YEARS of child free sex. Nothing worse than trying to get it on with a child or two cock-blocking BOTH intentionally and unintentionally, LOL.