borgar 🍔 (poll)

[Angry_Panda]

Crying Kobeni offers you a borgar. Do you accept?

There is no onion on this borgar - why would she be crying?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

There is no onion on this borgar - why would she be crying?

because borgars... they bring up traumatic memories for her

 

[BakedBanana]

Holy c*w! The borgar strikes back!

Ketchup

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

nothing like a warm borgar to end a day of almost ending the world with artificial natural disasters

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Such a fine borgar that even Ronald can't help but look

 

[BakedBanana]

I found more art of the best doll from Rozen Maiden.

Ketchup

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

stealing borgars is a crime in 8 Pokéregions. the Pyukumuku photographed here was later killed for his transgression

 

[BakedBanana]

stealing borgars is a crime in 8 Pokéregions. the Pyukumuku photographed here was later killed for his transgression

Borgar society is scary..

Usotsuki Satsuki wa Shi ga Mieru chapter 18.5

 

[BakedBanana]

Christmas edition.

No ketchup

 

[Angry_Panda]

In keeping with the account of the Nativity, and the Gifts of the Magi (Buns, Bacon, and Borgars), I made myself a batch of yuletide borgars and fried up some bacon today. I'll see if I can remember get some pics tomorrow when I put a couple together.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

In keeping with the account of the Nativity, and the Gifts of the Magi (Buns, Bacon, and Borgars), I made myself a batch of yuletide borgars and fried up some bacon today. I'll see if I can remember get some pics tomorrow when I put a couple together.

whether or not pictures are provided, this is very much appreciated. not many celebrate the festive season with borgars as their main course (or even a side dish tbh), so it's always quite heartening to see a fellow traveler 🍔

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

a cautionary tale in grip strength when dealing with borgars. i've been dealing with borgars for 10+ years and my grip strength is now over 70kg

 

[BakedBanana]

a cautionary tale in grip strength when dealing with borgars. i've been dealing with borgars for 10+ years and my grip strength is now over 70kg

No joke, why do anime girls always mess up on holding onto borgars? are they stupid? What silly Japanese, unlike us AMERICANS.

Ketchup
Ketchup 2

 

[Angry_Panda]

No joke, why do anime girls always mess up on holding onto borgars? are they stupid? What silly Japanese, unlike us AMERICANS.

Ketchup
Ketchup 2

The problem you allude to here is one that has no simple single explanation. In my studies of this issue, I believe there are three main factors which contribute – grip area, borgar construction, and mouth size/bite technique.

First, it is a given that the average Japanese anime girl has smaller hands than the general population, even when looking specifically at Japanese statistics in isolation. The result is not so much a deficiency of absolute clamping strength as it is the inability to cover a sufficient portion of the lateral area of the bun, and the resulting lack of internal friction. This allows for more displacement of the inner layers of the borgar relative to the bun.

Second, in many of the cases shown in this thread, it is clear that there are multiple layers within the borgar stack that are by their nature ‘slippery,’ and that these layers tend to be directly in contact with each other or buffered only by sauces which provide a lubricating effect, rather than being broken up properly with ‘grippier’ ingredients – crisp bacon or lettuce, a center bun section, or some other structurally significant anchor. Coupled with the lack of compressive stress from the first point, this is a recipe for sudden internal movement and failure of the overall structure.

Finally, as with their hands, the average anime girl mouth is small, the bite depth is minimal (concentrating itself along the edge of the borgar, where edges of layers may not align vertically), and the both the angle of the bite and the inclination of the borgar at the time of biting tend to incline the borgar down from the mouth. This all contributes to a tendency for any slippage to occur out the side of the borgar farthest from the bite, resulting in the catastrophic failure shown in these images.

In my professional opinion as an American Borger Chef (ABC), I believe there have been enough images taken of the moment of failure to say that each of the factors above are common to the overwhelming majority of these incidents. It is possible there are other causes not shown – intelligence may be an underlying component in some or all of these factors, but trying to assess that strictly from the images is difficult at best. Perhaps more research is needed into this specific question.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

intelligence may be an underlying component in some or all of these factors...

looks at the fluoride stare of every borgar-eating anime girl posted here

right... i think i can see where you're coming from

 

[Angry_Panda]

I'll see if I can remember get some pics tomorrow when I put a couple together.

From The Menu of Luke's, page 2:

1. And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Ray Kroc that all the world should be fed.
2. (And this feeding was first made when McCheese was mayor of McDonaldland.)
3. And all went to be fed, every one into his own kitchen.
4. And @Angry_Panda also went up from his living room, out from listening to some Nazareth, into his kitchen, muttering about @DavidianMillerian, and his bedtime (because he was aware it was night in the land where David lived: )
5. To be fed with Borgars his prepared meal, being great with hunger.
6. And so it was, that, while he was there, the meal was accomplished that he should he eating.
7. And he brought forth his tasty Borgars, and wrapped them in cheese and bacon, and laid them in buns, because there was no sense in using sliced bread.
8. And there were on the same forums shitposters abiding in the threads, keeping watch over the chat by late afternoon.
9. And, lo, the fry of the Borgar came upon them, and the glory of the Borgar shown round about them: and they were sore hungry.
10. And the fry said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great food, which shall be to all homies.
11. For unto you is made this day in the kitchen of @Angry_Panda some Borgars, which are Double Bacon and Cheese.
12. And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the Borgars wrapped in nonsense, posted in the Borgar Thread.
13. And suddenly there was with the fry a multitude of the crinkle cut potatoes praising Borgar, and saying:
14. Glory to Borgar in the highest, and on earth sliders, smashborgars to peeps.
15. And it came to pass, as the fries were gone away from them into a take-out bag, the shitposters said one to another, Let us go now even unto the kitchen, and see this thing which is come to eat, which the Borgar hath made known to us.
16. And they came with haste, and found a Borgar, and @Angry_Panda, and another Borgar lying on a plate.
17. And when they had seen it, they made know abroad the saying which was told them concerning this food.
18. And all they that smelled it wondered at those things which were told them concerning these Borgars.
19. But @Angry_Panda ate these two borgars, and digested them in his tummy.

 

[ALCLG]

The problem you allude to here is one that has no simple single explanation. In my studies of this issue, I believe there are three main factors which contribute – grip area, borgar construction, and mouth size/bite technique.

First, it is a given that the average Japanese anime girl has smaller hands than the general population, even when looking specifically at Japanese statistics in isolation. The result is not so much a deficiency of absolute clamping strength as it is the inability to cover a sufficient portion of the lateral area of the bun, and the resulting lack of internal friction. This allows for more displacement of the inner layers of the borgar relative to the bun.

Second, in many of the cases shown in this thread, it is clear that there are multiple layers within the borgar stack that are by their nature ‘slippery,’ and that these layers tend to be directly in contact with each other or buffered only by sauces which provide a lubricating effect, rather than being broken up properly with ‘grippier’ ingredients – crisp bacon or lettuce, a center bun section, or some other structurally significant anchor. Coupled with the lack of compressive stress from the first point, this is a recipe for sudden internal movement and failure of the overall structure.

Finally, as with their hands, the average anime girl mouth is small, the bite depth is minimal (concentrating itself along the edge of the borgar, where edges of layers may not align vertically), and the both the angle of the bite and the inclination of the borgar at the time of biting tend to incline the borgar down from the mouth. This all contributes to a tendency for any slippage to occur out the side of the borgar farthest from the bite, resulting in the catastrophic failure shown in these images.

In my professional opinion as an American Borger Chef (ABC), I believe there have been enough images taken of the moment of failure to say that each of the factors above are common to the overwhelming majority of these incidents. It is possible there are other causes not shown – intelligence may be an underlying component in some or all of these factors, but trying to assess that strictly from the images is difficult at best. Perhaps more research is needed into this specific question.

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Right... Must be something something borgar.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

no use crying over spilled borgars (well actually it's fine if it's Kobeni since her crying kind of turns me on)

 

[BakedBanana]

(well actually it's fine if it's Kobeni since her crying kind of turns me on)

Finally I can use my crying folder for good.

Saike Mata Shite mo chapter 5, 120, 112

 

[BakedBanana]

Now this is a person who is confident with her borgar skills! Just look how she handles the borgar, no fear at all!

Ketchup