>be 14
>ihatewomen.jpg
>goes out one night because insomnia
>meets strange girl hangs out with her
>goes back to her place, we just gonna sleep, yup totally normal here
>ok.png
>she vampire she bite,me no change, weird vampire rules
>in all my 14yrs of experience I want something
>yea I wanna be vampire I need the big succ
Me: I'm ok with this.