Casual chatting thread

[Angry_Panda]

I'm working from 6am to 9:30pm today am i gonna die

Possibly. But probably not.

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

Possibly. But probably not.

On my lunch break rn going to the club to strip and twerk n shit

 

[Basic_human]

On my lunch break rn going to the club to strip and twerk n shit

Sup bub, time to clock in again.

An hour been passed

 

[IlaiaCorde]

I'm working from 6am to 9:30pm today am i gonna die

Maybe.

https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/probability-of-dying-by-age

💀☠️💀

 

[Angry_Panda]

Dearly beloved, it is now ten minutes past the end of @MinecraftStoryModeLover's shift, and they haven't popped on to post about twerking, so the only logical conclusion is that they're dead. It was nice knowing them, and we'll always have the memories. Remember, anything posted on their account from now on is an echo of a ghost in a machine, so you can safely ignore it entirely. @BakedBanana will probably back me up on this. Or maybe not.

Anyhow, make way for the backhoe.

 

[IlaiaCorde]

Dearly beloved, it is now ten minutes past the end of @MinecraftStoryModeLover's shift, and they haven't popped on to post about twerking, so the only logical conclusion is that they're dead. It was nice knowing them, and we'll always have the memories. Remember, anything posted on their account from now on is an echo of a ghost in a machine, so you can safely ignore it entirely. @BakedBanana will probably back me up on this. Or maybe not.

Anyhow, make way for the backhoe.

NUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!

SAY ITS NOT SOOOOOO! 😭😭😭😭😭

 

[BakedBanana]

@BakedBanana will probably back me up on this. Or maybe not.

Definitely. The Funeral of Dex™(name subject to change) has dealt with situations like these all the time. If the individual in question does come back, please ignore them or you'll mess with their journey of passing. I know it is hard to accept this, but it's for the best that they don't come back as a vengeful spirit, or worse, a necromancer of Dex.

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

Dearly beloved, it is now ten minutes past the end of @MinecraftStoryModeLover's shift, and they haven't popped on to post about twerking, so the only logical conclusion is that they're dead. It was nice knowing them, and we'll always have the memories. Remember, anything posted on their account from now on is an echo of a ghost in a machine, so you can safely ignore it entirely. @BakedBanana will probably back me up on this. Or maybe not.

Anyhow, make way for the backhoe.

Hello. It is me.... MinecraftStoryModeLover's mother, Patricia. When he came home tonight, he twerked one final time before croaking on the bed. He died spasming and delusional, talking about "transforming into a higher being" and foaming at the mouth.
Please send thoughts and prayers. We're reviving him for his second round tomorrow, and third round the day after that.

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

NUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!

SAY ITS NOT SOOOOOO! 😭😭😭😭😭

Sadly it's so.

 

[IlaiaCorde]

Hello. It is me.... MinecraftStoryModeLover's mother, Patricia. When he came home tonight, he twerked one final time before croaking on the bed. He died spasming and delusional, talking about "transforming into a higher being" and foaming at the mouth.
Please send thoughts and prayers. We're reviving him for his second round tomorrow, and third round the day after that.

Truly a death to be remembered.
💀

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

@IlaiaCorde i literally have never seen you before do you twerk

 

[Angry_Panda]

Truly a death to be remembered.
💀

Shame you never had a chance to meet them.

 

[IlaiaCorde]

@IlaiaCorde i literally have never seen you before do you twerk

Depends how much you're paying. 😎

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

Depends how much you're paying. 😎

depends on how much you're slinging

 

[IlaiaCorde]

Shame you never had a chance to meet them.

Oh? Too true. I shall drink in their honor tonight!

Or not...im working lateeee still. 😩

looool

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

Oh? Too true. I shall drink in their honor tonight!

Or not...im working lateeee still. 😩

looool

boobs
poops

 

[solstice258]

I don't even read this manga but every time I see it on the main page its title is different lmao

 

[Manko-sensei]

I don't even read this manga but every time I see it on the main page its title is different lmao

Yep, a typical case of "no, I want the English title to appear featured, not the romanji!" which can only be ended with edit lock (spoiler: there's no happy end).

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

Hey all. Another day, this time 8am to 9:30pm. So basically a 12 hour day. Thoughts?

 

[Angry_Panda]

Hey all. Another day, this time 8am to 9:30pm. So basically a 12 hour day. Thoughts?

All that time you spend working is time you're not spending your pay.