Pray to our god and we will give you free shit. Oh you're hungry? Eat this. Oh your skin is cracked and hurts from the cold. Boom! Insta-moisturize and supple skin. You can't focus on doing stuff because you are constipated. You can poop easy now.
I would lose my shit just seeing these wackos and lose it a second time with all the free stuff then I'd bang my lady friend and pray giving thanks. Ahahahha